Code in the Sun

Since I'm going to be spending a lot of time with the relatives this week I thought I'd take the opportunity to apply my coders ethic to the non-performant people in my life. I decided to debug them.

I traveled home as I usually do this year. My mom asked me to bring a side dish for the holiday meal. I brought a dessert. The message was clear... Let's get this whole ordeal over with as soon as possible. The sooner we can skip to the dessert, the sooner this whole thing will be over and I can go home and fire up the Playstation.

My sister was a challenge but I knew she would be showing up with her new BF like she does every year. I got her a crock pot. Her cooking is horrible, everybody knows it. Her BF, however, will still be under the impression that she is perfect. This will definitely change his mind.

My dad is the only person in my family that I really get along with. I got him a cordless drill. Before the end of the meal he was already fixing the hinges on the bathroom door, and making a complete mess. My mom didn't even notice that I spilled red wine on her table cloth.

It was a good holiday.

i.am